The best and worst looks from the red carpet
By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times
First, let me begin by giving a standing ovation to Tina and Amy. I thought that they were HILARIOUS! And, extra props to YOU, Ms. Fey, for having some FAB-U-LOUS hair going on!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
Oh, who am I kidding? You know I live for the bad stuff.
Where to begin?
How about some pics of girls who need to hire/fire a stylist?
Halle….enough with the cutout midriff, flowy, flowery hideousness.
Sophia…yes, your body is incredible in the mermaid silhouette. Please, switch it up just a little bit. You will STILL be beautiful. I promise.
Love the color. Love the belt. She is adorable (even if the gown looks so tight to the point of breaking a rib) BUT, that weird, droopy chest area fabrication is alllllllllllllll wrong.
NOW, for the good…..
Anne. The cut of this dress is fantastic. I love the winter white. However, I believe it needed a bold, red lipstick. She was going to WIN, for Pete’s sake! Everyone knew it! This was a tad too understated. But, the dress is perfection. No question.
Ironically, Naomi Watts was in a very similar ox-blood color to Jennifer Garner. The draping of the fabric on this gown highlighted her amazing figure. I thought she was flawless. Did you check out those earrings?
The Globes are just the start of an exciting awards season! My boys know that any red carpet event is like Mommy’s Super bowl. They have learned to back off the remote and to expect pizza for dinner.
Looking forward to the Oscars!