You are (wearing) what you eat

Guys, with careful planning, a food stain or six can still give you that couture look EDITORS NOTE: Our normal Sunday fashion columnist is unavailable this week. Something about a tire iron and her mechanic at the Mercedes dealership. She will return to this space next week, assuming she makes bail, with exclusive coverage of the Chester County Jail fashion show. By Mike McGann, UnfortunateGuestFashionColumnist,...