Oscars 2014: a lot of winners, some losers

Ellen was fab, night was too long and who wears shorts to the Oscars? By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times My Oscar 2014 Re-cap: Ellen was HILARIOUS!  I loved the pizza delivery bit and the selfie photo.  She kept things upbeat and moving in an impossibly long schedule of presentations.  WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FOUR HOURS?  I DO NOT CARE ONE BIT ABOUT EDITING, SHORT FILM, FOREIGN FILM, OR...