{"id":7058,"date":"2012-02-12T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=7058"},"modified":"2012-02-11T11:50:48","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T16:50:48","slug":"a-simple-guide-for-valentines-day-for-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=7058","title":{"rendered":"A simple guide for Valentine’s Day for guys"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few stanzas on how to make your sweetie very happy on Tuesday<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Gather \u2018round fellas, for I\u2019ve got something to say<\/em><\/p>\n

About how to \u201csucceed\u201d on Valentine\u2019s Day<\/em><\/p>\n

As ladies, we\u2019re easy, but, not like you think<\/em><\/p>\n

We don\u2019t want carnations or roses in pink<\/em><\/p>\n

It doesn\u2019t take silver or diamonds or gold<\/em><\/p>\n

We don\u2019t expect riches or fortunes untold<\/em><\/p>\n

What we need is quite simple if you\u2019re willing to hear<\/em><\/p>\n

So, sit up, take notes and put down that beer<\/em><\/p>\n

The sweet sound of silence for an hour or two<\/em><\/p>\n

Is priceless to us for all that we do<\/em><\/p>\n

It isn\u2019t about cards or flowers and fluff<\/em><\/p>\n

Just put kids down to bed and pack all of their stuff<\/em><\/p>\n

Make lunches, sign agendas, do the meaningless things<\/em><\/p>\n

That make us go bonkers and wish we had wings<\/em><\/p>\n

Even better, order take out with a nice glass of wine<\/em><\/p>\n

And make US watch YOU fold clothes at half past nine<\/em><\/p>\n

Guys, that is sexy as sexy can be<\/em><\/p>\n

And the reciprocity will make you smile\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Trust me.<\/em><\/p>\n

Happy Valentine\u2019s Day!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

xoxo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few stanzas on how to make your sweetie very happy on Tuesday By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com Gather \u2018round fellas, for I\u2019ve got something to say About how to \u201csucceed\u201d on Valentine\u2019s Day    Send article as PDF   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7060,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[245,7],"tags":[914,913,915],"class_list":["post-7058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","category-featured","tag-gift","tag-valentines-day","tag-wives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}