{"id":4360,"date":"2011-08-21T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-21T10:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=4360"},"modified":"2011-08-20T11:46:37","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T15:46:37","slug":"working-out-on-the-hedonic-treadmill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=4360","title":{"rendered":"Working out on the ‘Hedonic treadmill’"},"content":{"rendered":"

When too much is, well, too much<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I don\u2019t want to mix fashion with religion\u2026.(although, I do consider a vintage quilted Chanel bag the \u201cHoly Grail\u201d and I won\u2019t deny it.)<\/p>\n

However, I feel that my soul needs cleansing and I\u2019ve decided that you, my friends, will serve to be my \u201cconfessional\u201d of sorts.<\/p>\n

I have too much stuff.<\/p>\n

I really, really do. Like SO much stuff that it\u2019s embarrassing.<\/p>\n

My father (who is a psychologist, let\u2019s not forget the irony in THAT) often talks about the concept of the \u201chedonic treadmill.\u201d Have you heard of this?<\/p>\n

Well, the basic premise, as Wikipedia defines it, is: \u201cthe tendency of a person to remain at a relatively stable level of happiness despite changes in fortune or achievement of major goals.\u201d<\/p>\n

For example, when you buy something you get a pleasant surge of \u201chappiness\u201d; however, that feeling is fleeting and one quickly reverts back to their own \u201chappiness set point.\u201d In order to compensate for the downgrade in euphoria, they buy more and more and bigger and bigger.<\/p>\n

Guess what?<\/p>\n

I can run a MARATHON on my hedonic treadmill.\u00a0 I can do sprints, add an incline\u2026.hell, I can walk backwards on that thing.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m like Forrest Gump. Trust me.<\/p>\n

For those of you who don\u2019t know, I am boring. I barely drink. I don\u2019t smoke. I don\u2019t eat red meat. I work-out like a maniac. I clean my own house. I have at least three jobs going at one time.<\/p>\n

Flawless?<\/p>\n

Nah.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the ugly:<\/p>\n

I own 30 pairs of BLUE jeans (after giving many, many away to Goodwill). \u00a0I am not counting my white or black jeans (of which there are multiples).<\/p>\n

I have enough boots that I could wear each pair twice in a winter season.<\/p>\n

I have 29 belts. But, they are in a rainbow of colors. Because, if they were all brown or black, that would be CR-AZY.<\/p>\n

I have 25 \u201csummer\u201d dresses. This is not to be confused with my abnormally large amount of fall\/winter dresses.<\/p>\n

I have approximately 40 handbags.<\/p>\n

I only have (and will ever have) 1 husband\u2026.(hopefully, after he reads this article)<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the truth:<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t buy things just because it makes me happy in that moment. I continue to be happy loooong after I buy them. I laugh in the face of the hedonic treadmill. I J\u2019ADORE all of my purchases\u2026.I just continue to find more things that I like.<\/p>\n

We all have our crosses to bear and my good taste is my burden.<\/p>\n

The problem is that there are only so many days in a year. SO, I am on a mission to purge those items in my closet that I have not worn in the past six months.\u00a0 I have separated them into piles labeled: Keep, Donate & Trash.<\/p>\n

I plan on keeping the classics because they never go out of style. And, I must keep things that have sentimental value\u2026right? However, I do embrace the fact that I do not need 10 pairs of skinny jeans when I usually only wear 2 or 3 of them.<\/p>\n

All of this empty closet space!!!! Yipppppeeee!<\/p>\n

Who\u2019s driving to the Philly outlets??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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