{"id":3886,"date":"2011-07-10T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2011-07-10T10:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=3886"},"modified":"2011-07-09T10:16:24","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T14:16:24","slug":"an-eye-for-the-scary-side-of-fashion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=3886","title":{"rendered":"An eye for the scary side of fashion"},"content":{"rendered":"

Despite an eye for beauty, it’s hard to miss the less attractive choices out there<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I can obsess about a lot of things when it comes to fashion.<\/p>\n

It sounds absurd, I know. However, I have very few vices (many believe this to be untrue) and therefore use that as an excuse to justify my behavior.<\/p>\n

My husband (a Human Resources savant) once gave me a test called the \u201cVIA Survey of Character\u201d designed to \u201cscientifically measure a person\u2019s character and strengths.\u201d<\/p>\n

I was off the chart for \u201cvisual appreciation of art and beauty.\u201d<\/p>\n

No duh.<\/p>\n

I love to read; but, I REALLY love to look at the pictures in magazines.<\/p>\n

I am a clipper, too. I have folders stuffed with ripped out images of fashion and home d\u00e9cor.\u00a0 I am in LOVE with the website \u201cPinterest\u201d\u2026.have you checked that out? If not, you must. It\u2019s like a virtual scrapbooking site. A-mazing!<\/p>\n

I find collecting these images very satisfying. They make me happy.<\/p>\n

However, the dark side of my obsession with \u201cpretty\u201d is that I am very sensitive to things that I find \u201cvisually disturbing\u201d.
\nFor example:<\/p>\n

1. Colors that don\u2019t match (like when my sons want to pair green shorts with a black and red shirt)<\/p>\n

2. Chipped fingernail polish or (EVEN WORSE) nail polish on fingers and toes that are not harmonious (please no coral toes with mauve fingernails\u2026and, come to think of it, no mauve fingernails) or (WORST EVER) UNpainted toenails with sandals! Eeeeeeeeeeeek!<\/p>\n

3. Rings on every finger.<\/p>\n

4. Matchy-matchy outfits. While one may think that I would prefer the harmonious-ness of this selection, I find that it just looks very juvenile, in my opinion.\u00a0 If the shirt \u201ccomes with the pants\u201d, break those puppies up. I swear.<\/p>\n

5. Girls with obvious tanning bed time under their belts. Makes me want to save them.<\/p>\n

6. Young children wearing discorded outfits because they have parents who let them pick out their own clothing (I still try to \u201clay out\u201d clothes for my 13 year old\u2026he ignores me, but, that\u2019s for another article) I\u2019m sure to get a few haters with this one.<\/p>\n

7. Belly button piercings. Looks painful and is not in the least bit flattering, particularly on middle-aged women.<\/p>\n

8. Mixing silver and gold jewelry. It can be done in small doses (a platinum wedding set is obviously fine with a gold watch) BUT, I still find it \u201cvisually troublesome\u201d to have on silver earrings and a gold necklace.<\/p>\n

9. A french manicure where the white tip is a good two inches thick. It should be a whisper of a white line. Ask the manicurist for that\u2026literally. She will look at you like you are nuts, unless you go to Polished in Hockessin or Annie\u2019s in West Chester, in which case they will assume that you are friends with \u201cthat crazy redhead\u201d.<\/p>\n

10. Men with highlighted hair. Do I really need to expand on this?<\/p>\n

11. Overly aggressive shirt tucker-inners. That literally hurts my eyes. I am not exaggerating.<\/p>\n

Lest you think that I can\u2019t find the beauty in my surroundings, I assure you that it brings a tear to my eye to see a lady walking down the street in a beautiful dress with exquisite strappy sandals or a man in a crisp white button down with dark denim jeans and a buttery Italian loafer.<\/p>\n

I really can\u2019t help that this particular trait of \u201cvisual appreciation of art and beauty\u201d revealed itself as one of my signature character strengths in this test. I like to think that Picasso or Van Gogh would have scored in a similar manner.<\/p>\n

Although, chopping off an ear would certainly disrupt a proper haircut\u2026..<\/p>\n

Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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