{"id":2091,"date":"2011-03-06T06:20:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T11:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2011-03-05T15:22:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-05T20:22:03","slug":"confessions-of-a-fashion-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=2091","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a fashion addict"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Unionville Times’ newest columnist has the answer to your style questions<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, UnionvilleTimes.com<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Photo courtesy Beth Erisman, Kennett Square<\/p><\/div>\n

My name is Kelly.<\/p>\n

I am addicted to fashion. It\u2019s somewhat of a problem.\u00a0 I have an overwhelming urge to style those around me. I offer my opinions and tips to friends and family, regardless of whether or not they are interested. But, it\u2019s not enough. I crave a larger audience.<\/p>\n

This column is the answer. Each week, I will be able to voice my obsessive thoughts about the latest nail polish trend or whether anyone around Unionville would look normal wearing those fantastic Prada super thick wedge oxfords (the answer to that is \u201cno,\u201d fyi) But, I want to answer YOUR fashion questions, too. So, please write to me at Kelly@unionvilletimes.com<\/a>!<\/p>\n

I promise that I will NEVER include pictures in my column of local residents with a black bar covering their faces.<\/p>\n

However, I cannot promise that I won\u2019t stare at you at Starbucks and take feverish notes if I see you in \u201cPajama Jeans.\u201d When I told my husband that I was going to do this column and that I would try to do it in the most positive light, he said \u201cKelly, you are nothing if not brutally honest when it comes to your fashion commentary\u2026why try to be something you\u2019re not?\u201d\u00a0 Ummm, touch\u00e9.<\/p>\n

However, in the spirit of my excitement over the prospect of this new feature, I am going to list MY Top 10 \u201cMust haves\u201d for the Fashionable Woman:<\/p>\n

The PERFECT denim<\/strong>. Skinny jeans were all the rage and now the high-waisted flare is making a come-back. The bottom line? Choose a dark denim (because it\u2019s slimming) in the cut and style that flatters your figure. You may need to try on 100 pairs before you find \u201cthe one\u201d, but, it\u2019s out there. They need to make you feel like a million bucks.<\/p>\n

The tailored black blazer.<\/strong> This is such a must-have because it can be used in so many ways. It is perfect with a button down blouse & jeans, over a dress for work, or as a light jacket with a great scarf. Make sure that it is not boxy and that the sleeve length hits right at the middle of your hand when your arm is straight.<\/p>\n

A signature<\/strong>. OK, this one is esoteric, I know! But, Gwen Stefani\u2019s red lipstick, Snooki\u2019s pouf, your Grandmother\u2019s perfume\u2026how do you want people to identify you?<\/p>\n

An animal print accessory.<\/strong> A scarf, handbag, shirt\u2026.aaaah, just nothing in a Lycra pant, please.<\/p>\n

A beautiful handbag.<\/strong> Spend money on a good quality leather bag. It doesn\u2019t have to be a designer bag (although, it doesn\u2019t hurt, I won\u2019t lie). Scour the consignment shops, go to Marshalls or TJMaxx. A classic bag is an investment.\u00a0 I just don\u2019t understand the expensive fabric handbag. They look very childish, especially in the backpack style\u2026they give me angina\u2026and nobody wants that.<\/p>\n

Great undereye concealer. <\/strong>OK, perhaps this one is becoming more important to me because I am knocking on the door of a very significant birthday\u2026but, all the same, a stylish woman does NOT have dark circles. Nor does she have that tell-tale glow in the dark, too bright white undereye business going on. Invest in the best formulation that you can find! Hit those department store counters. Those ladies are DYING to help you. Trust me.<\/p>\n

Short, well-manicured nails.<\/strong> I am not a fan of the artificial nail, but, I understand that some women have difficulty growing their own. However, the days of the \u201cFalcon Crest inspired\u201d long spiky talons are gone. They are scary. I love to experiment with different polish colors\u2026but, the classic must-have is a beautiful sheer pink.<\/p>\n

A good stud. <\/strong>Ha! Preferably a diamond or pearl. They don\u2019t have to be real, just believable. Leave the 10 carat size bling to Alan Iverson. And, if your 10 carat diamond studs ARE real\u2026 take them off, sell them and give that money to charity. My public service announcement.<\/p>\n

A fantastic coat.<\/strong> Let\u2019s face it\u2026we are cold for too many months here in Unionville, PA. We may as well have winter outerwear that makes us happy. Donate the long car coat (saw a woman in one the other day\u2026.I thought that they were an urban legend in 2011, but, I was wrong). The coat should NOT hit mid shin and have a shoulder pad. That is BAD.<\/p>\n

A great watch.<\/strong> This is an accessory that most people wear every day. If you do, make it a good one. People see your watch. They judge you on your watch. Don\u2019t blame me for saying it, it\u2019s true. It\u2019s been the subject of research.\u00a0 Here\u2019s my twisted, shopaholic logic: \u201cprice per wear\u201d. You can justify spending more money on something that you wear every day\u2026because the \u201cprice per wear\u201d pays for itself. A weak argument, perhaps\u2026but, it helps me sleep at night.<\/p>\n

Well, there you have it! My Top 10! I am so looking forward to the opportunity to discuss fashion with all of you! You can \u201cRead My Lip-Gloss\u201d Every Sunday!!!<\/p>\n

Woo hoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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