{"id":13405,"date":"2013-01-20T09:41:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T14:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=13405"},"modified":"2013-01-20T09:41:47","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T14:41:47","slug":"the-best-and-worst-from-the-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=13405","title":{"rendered":"The best and worst from the Golden Globes"},"content":{"rendered":"

The best and worst looks from the red carpet<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, The Times<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Golden Globes Post-Game Show:<\/p>\n

First, let me begin by giving a standing ovation to Tina and Amy.\u00a0 I thought that they were HILARIOUS! And, extra props to YOU, Ms. Fey, for having some FAB-U-LOUS hair going on!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Overall, I thought the dresses were lovely and although the whining about how \u201cfreeeeezing\u201d everyone was (at a balmy 50 degrees) was uber annoying, the red carpet did not disappoint.<\/p>\n

Do you want the good news or bad news first?<\/p>\n

Oh, who am I kidding?\u00a0 You know I live for the bad stuff.<\/p>\n

Where to begin?<\/p>\n

How about some pics of girls who need to hire\/fire a stylist?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Sofia Vergara and Halle Berry. Stunning women who wear THE SAME DRESS EVERY BLESSED AWARDS SHOW.<\/p>\n

Halle\u2026.enough with the cutout midriff, flowy, flowery hideousness.<\/p>\n

Sophia\u2026yes, your body is incredible in the mermaid silhouette.\u00a0 Please, switch it up just a little bit.\u00a0 You will STILL be beautiful.\u00a0 I promise.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Lena Dunham.\u00a0 Talented, talented girl.\u00a0 Can\u2019t walk in heels (she was so painful to watch walking to get that statue).\u00a0 NEEDS professional assistance in the wardrobe department, ASAP.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Jessica Chastain is BEYOND gorgeous.\u00a0 Why this dress and that HAIRRRRRRRRR?\u00a0 Ugh. Forget a stylist!! Where were her girlfriends that let her out with that bust line?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>And speaking of crazy busts\u2026.<\/p>\n

Love the color.\u00a0 Love the belt.\u00a0 She is adorable (even if the gown looks so tight to the point of breaking a rib) BUT, that weird, droopy chest area fabrication is alllllllllllllll wrong.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>J-Lo.\u00a0 Bad David\u2019s Bridal $99 rack.\u00a0 Just my opinion.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Lea Michelle = George Hamilton with a wig on. \u00a0In Vegas.<\/p>\n

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NOW, for the good\u2026..<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Anne.\u00a0 The cut of this dress is fantastic.\u00a0 I love the winter white.\u00a0 However, I believe it needed a bold, red lipstick.\u00a0 She was going to WIN, for Pete\u2019s sake!\u00a0 Everyone knew it!\u00a0 This was a tad too understated.\u00a0 But, the dress is perfection.\u00a0 No question.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Amy Adams.\u00a0 Again, love the shape of this on her body.\u00a0 The color?\u00a0 Eh.\u00a0 With her porcelain complexion, can you imagine it in an emerald green?\u00a0 D-I-E.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Jennifer Garner was the epitome of messy chic.\u00a0 I loved the tousled hair and bohemian vibe.\u00a0 She looked cool, sophisticated and effortless.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Ironically, Naomi Watts was in a very similar ox-blood color to Jennifer Garner.\u00a0 The draping of the fabric on this gown highlighted her amazing figure.\u00a0 I thought she was flawless.\u00a0 Did you check out those earrings?<\/p>\n

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The Globes are just the start of an exciting awards season!\u00a0 My boys know that any red carpet event is like Mommy\u2019s Super bowl.\u00a0 They have learned to back off the remote and to expect pizza for dinner.<\/p>\n

Looking forward to the Oscars!<\/p>\n

Happy Weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The best and worst looks from the red carpet By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times Golden Globes Post-Game Show: First, let me begin by giving a standing ovation to Tina and Amy.\u00a0 I thought that they were HILARIOUS! And, extra props to YOU, Ms. Fey, for having some FAB-U-LOUS hair going on! Overall, I thought […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[245,7],"tags":[255,2540,2541],"class_list":["post-13405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","category-featured","tag-fashion","tag-golden-globes","tag-red-carpet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13405\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}