{"id":12433,"date":"2012-11-11T06:00:46","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=12433"},"modified":"2012-11-10T12:47:46","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T17:47:46","slug":"so-whats-wrong-with-a-holiday-wish-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=12433","title":{"rendered":"So, what&#8217;s wrong with a holiday wish list?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">A girl can dream, right? Even as her husband shudders<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><strong>By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, <span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><em>Columnist, The Times<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/UTKellyColumn1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-12446\" style=\"margin: 4px;\" title=\"UTKellyColumn\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/UTKellyColumn1-250x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/UTKellyColumn1-250x300.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/UTKellyColumn1-83x100.jpg 83w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/UTKellyColumn1.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 175px) 100vw, 175px\" \/><\/a>Do you remember as a kid when the huge JCPenney catalog would come in the mail right before Christmas?<\/p>\n<p>I can vividly recall meticulously paging through circling all of my \u201cmost wanted\u201d toys to show to my parents.<\/p>\n<p>My kids would do the same thing with the Toys R Us flyers.\u00a0 I would find pictures ripped out and placed, ever so gently, on my pillow.\u00a0 Now, they just prefer cold, hard cash (and violent video games)\u2026.sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Some things never change, though.\u00a0 This came in the mail yesterday:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12434 aligncenter\" title=\"Kelly1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly1-225x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly1-225x300.png 225w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly1-75x100.png 75w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly1.png 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*it\u2019s the Nordstrom \u201ceverday luxuries\u201d edition.\u00a0 Be still my heart.<\/p>\n<p>My husband is super psyched, as you can imagine.<\/p>\n<p>Each page is more glorious than the next.\u00a0 Gucci, Prada, Jimmy Choo, Chloe, Valentino and Manolo Blahnik.\u00a0 Santa? Can you hear me?<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s look at these images together, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-12438\" title=\"Kelly2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly2-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-12439\" title=\"Kelly3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly3-300x224.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just a little slice of designer heaven.<\/p>\n<p>The fashionista in me salivates at the thought of one of these beauties wrapped in shiny metallic paper complete with a big red bow under the tree on Christmas morning.<\/p>\n<p>The cold harsh reality is that receiving a $2,000 handbag with two looming college tuitions is unlikely come December 25<sup>th<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>Why must maturity come at such a price?\u00a0 Isn\u2019t there room for compromise?<\/p>\n<p>Like this Tory Burch purse (shown in Peruvian opal but also available in black or Parisian blue\u2026could you just D-I-E?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-12443\" title=\"Kelly4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly4-223x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly4-223x300.png 223w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly4-74x100.png 74w, https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Kelly4.png 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You will find this gem on page 67 of the catalog if you are following along (or if you are looking for a present to buy for me).<\/p>\n<p>The caption reads \u201csometimes subtle fits you to a T\u201d Get it?\u00a0 \u201cT\u201d for Tory Burch?\u00a0 Tres clever.<\/p>\n<p>And, it\u2019s ONLY $550!\u00a0 (Hubby just choked on his coffee\u2026not getting a positive vibe here)<\/p>\n<p>What is on YOUR Christmas Wish List this season?\u00a0 (besides world peace, obviously)<\/p>\n<p>Let me know in the Comment section below!<\/p>\n<p>Happy 60 degree Weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl can dream, right? Even as her husband shudders By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times Do you remember as a kid when the huge JCPenney catalog would come in the mail right before Christmas? I can vividly recall meticulously paging through circling all of my \u201cmost wanted\u201d toys to show to my parents. 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