{"id":11192,"date":"2012-08-26T06:00:54","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T10:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=11192"},"modified":"2012-08-25T12:04:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-25T16:04:24","slug":"schools-open-dress-them-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unionvilletimes.com\/?p=11192","title":{"rendered":"School’s open: dress them well"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few simple pointers for your students returning to the classroom<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

By Kelly Hockenberry<\/strong>, Columnist, The Times<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>This school year is a momentous one in our household!\u00a0 We have one son going into the middle school and one going into the high school.\u00a0 BIG changes.\u00a0 BIG responsibility.<\/p>\n

Thankfully for my children, we send them off in the morning to be educated by professionals.\u00a0 Heaven knows, if left up to me to teach them any sort of mathematics (beyond simple addition\/subtraction), they would be woefully unprepared.<\/p>\n

That being said, I feel that we moms are the \u201chome schoolers\u201d of proper fashion etiquette.\u00a0 It is our duty to put forth into the world responsibly clothed individuals.<\/p>\n

It is a daunting task, I know.\u00a0 So, I\u2019ve jotted down some Cliff Notes if you feel behind the eight ball.<\/p>\n

BOYS:<\/p>\n